Slut in the kitchen, chef in bedroom

While leafing through the classified section in local papers like the Chicago Reader -- usually looking at motorcycle or auto section (I have this strange habit of keeping track of how much 1999 Civics can fetch) -- I often pause for a moment in the personal ads section. Most of the ads tend to be really generic (e.g. "SWM 31, seeking SWF with good job, passion for life, no-reason-to-be-single-but-miraculously-so") but there are times when I run across some really honest, heartfelt entries or just sheer witty ones that make this pause a really worthwhile reading.

Here's an example. I wonder what these people are in real life... if they're as witty as their quirky ads are, then I reckon they might be surprisingly fun company. A common sense of humor is often one of the most overlooked quality when judging compatibility, I think. A couple that can laugh together, probably stays together.